“The Bachelor” Returns

I didn’t think it was possible to find a more boring bachelor than Brad Womack, but I have been proven wrong again.  Enter Ben Flajnik… the latest star of “The Bachelor”.  He is short, unattractive, and completely uninteresting, despite the fact that he is a winemaker in Sonoma County (a big plus in my opinion).

Ben proposed to the completely unattractive and boring Bachelorette Ashley last season, and she turned him down.  How awful! This seems to be the recipe for getting your own starring role though.  Fall in love.  Get your heart broken.  Receive a second chance.

If only life were so simple… and so filled with mansions and limousines and first class travel around the world.

Ben seems to have one very positive feature:

His hair.

“I love your hair,” the women gushed in the Season 16 opener.  “You have great hair,” they continued.

“I know,” he replied.

Really?

The opener had the lowest ratings yet.  Wonder why.  You know what else I wonder? Why I’m watching.  I do tivo it though, so at least I can fast forward.  Sometimes a show is ready to be put to bed.  I think “The Bachelor” (and “The Bachelorette” for that matter) have passed their curfews.

 

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About mallorylayne

midlife mom seeking meaning for the rest of her life.
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2 Responses to “The Bachelor” Returns

  1. Great to hear that you enjoyed your first class with Emily. Hope to see you back at the studio again soon!

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