The Cheapest Apartment in New York City!

Looking for a last minute Christmas or Hanukkah gift? I have it! The cheapest apartment in New York City.  You can buy it for one of your children, or use it as a pied a terre.  This is a gift that will keep on giving, that you can enjoy for years and years.

My friend Lexi gave me this idea yesterday and it was just too good to pass up.  Thank you Lexi!!!

Here are the details:

It’s a true three bedroom,

It’s in the Bronx,

One bathroom,

Voice intercom,

Coop building.

Please note that there are income restrictions for this apartment.

Don’t want an income restricted apartment? Don’t want to live in a borough other than Manhattan? Here’s the cheapest apartment in NYC that doesn’t have any of these restrictions:

It’s on the Upper East Side, on 84th Street just off Park Avenue,

It’s a penthouse (watch out 15 CPW! — steep competition vs. your $88M sale earlier this week),

It’s a studio,

There’s a full-time doorman,

Private terrace,

Two blocks from Central Park.

Sounds too good to be true right.Why so inexpensive? The monthlies are high, at $1,645/month.

Still sounds like a bargain to me.  So, if you are ready to write a check today to make this happen for the holidays, let me know.  It won’t last!

 

 

 

 

 

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About mallorylayne

midlife mom seeking meaning for the rest of her life.
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