Want to Keep Your Husband?

Last night we were out with friends who have been married for a long time.  Not only have they been married for a long time, but they are happily married.  They are best friends, lovers, great parents together, companions.

We were talking about how easy it is to take your eye off of the Eight Ball.  For example, last week a friend of theirs was out at an event and her husband was a bit tipsy.  He was getting a bit frisky with her, and she kept pushing his hand off of her leg and rolling her eyes back in her head.

“You’re lucky,” my friend told her. “At least his hands are on you and not on someone else.”

Remember that ladies.  If you don’t like your husband someone else will.  It is a fact.

And by the way, this can work in reverse too.  Women wanting their husbands and their husbands losing interest.  Or, gay lovers… and so on and so on.

If you want it, here it is, come and get it.  If you don’t someone else may.

 

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About mallorylayne

midlife mom seeking meaning for the rest of her life.
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