Tomorrow my fiance and I are getting married.
Here is what I need to do before the wedding:
Deal with work (and of course a million little surprises are popping up at the last minute).
Get a manicure,
Get a pedicure,
Get my hair cut,
Get my hair colored,
Have my make-up professionally done.
Also, take my children to school, and
Escort my son’s tennis team to their first day of Tennis Club for three hours this afternoon,
Make their beds,
Clean their rooms,
Buy and make dinner for them tonight,
Clean it all up,
Make sure they are home from school on time properly dressed for the ceremony.
Here is what my fiance has to do between now and the wedding:
And that is the difference between a man and a woman getting married.