The Differences Between Men and Women Getting Married

Tomorrow my fiance and I are getting married. 

Here is what I need to do before the wedding:

Deal with work (and of course a million little surprises are popping up at the last minute).

Get a manicure,

Get a pedicure,

Get my hair cut,

Get my hair colored,

Have my make-up professionally done.

Also, take my children to school, and

Escort my son’s tennis team to their first day of Tennis Club for three hours this afternoon,

Make their beds,

Clean their rooms,

Buy and make dinner for them tonight,

Clean it all up,

Make sure they are home from school on time properly dressed for the ceremony.

Here is what my fiance has to do between now and the wedding:

Nothing.

And that is the difference between a man and a woman getting married.

The end.

 

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About mallorylayne

midlife mom seeking meaning for the rest of her life.
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One Response to The Differences Between Men and Women Getting Married

  1. Haha. This is very true. On my wedding day, Mrs TOJ was running around franticly like a chook with her head cut off. I BBQed a steak and had a couple of quiet beers with my half of the bridal party. 🙂

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