Kelly is really the only “normal” one now. Last year she was portrayed as insane, and now she’s the only one who minds her own business and doesn’t get into crying/screaming matches with any of the other housewives. I love her. She’s gorgeous and cool and has an amazing sense of style.
Ramona has completely lost her marbles. She is an alcoholic. Her eyes keep popping out of her head like a crazy woman. Even her own husband didn’t rush home to see her after her week in Morocco (while she sits sipping Ramona pinot grigio, in her negligee, rose petals strewn around her). She is in denial though, and still doesn’t realize that she looks and sounds like a crazy, drunken woman. She thinks she’s sexy, gorgeous, the queen bee.
Simon and Alex are totally gross, but at least they love each other. The whole reunion for the two of them with underwear and lingerie was enough to make me vomit (because they’re both so disgusting!), but there’s obviously someone for everyone and they have found each other. Alex is annoying and really should stay in her ugly home in Brooklyn and should never have been cast on this show in the first place, and now she won’t shut up. Nobody likes her, but she doesn’t seem to get it. She’s the kid in the playground that nobody picks for their team. Yuck! Go away Alex. Stay with your yucky husband and your yucky boys.
Not sure what to say about Cindy. I was hopeful for sure, but she is not as cool as I had hoped she would be. I will plead the fifth for now, and keep hoping…
Poor Sonja! She is nineteen million dollars in debt, and has declared personal bankrupcy! Meanwhile she has multiple homes and throws parties all the time. Poor thing. She never had to balance a checkbook before and now she is in way over her head. She needs a good man to help her, but it seems that her taste in men since her husband (J.P. Morgan no less!) left her for another woman.
And LuAnn, the Countess. She has no idea how ridiculous she is. Her singing is a disaster, and she serenaded Jill at her birthday party, looking like a drag queen and sounding like one too. Even Jacques, her adorable French boyfriend, looked horrified. She thinks that she is the center of the universe. She is Miss Manners, scolding the other women when they misbehave. Her children seem nice though, so she must be doing something right. Also, she has a man who loves her, and that’s something.
Jill Zarin? She has been under the radar this season. Good girl!