Cialis, Viagra, Levitra…

How do Cialis, Viagra and Levitra impact women’s lives today?

I am not sure how many men are taking these prescription medications, but it is millions and millions.  Now men who were slowing down sexually can perform better than ever for longer and longer (no pun intended).  Not only can they have erections for longer periods of time (most report at least 24 hours with a proper dosage) but they have them into their 60’s, 70’s, even 80’s (not sure about 90’s but probably them too… my oldest friend is 85).

So now that older men can perform sexually like they are in their twenties (but with so much additional knowledge tacked on), they are getting women who are younger and younger.  Sexually active women who may have scoffed at the idea of dating men twenty or thirty years older than themselves are doing it, and doing it happily.  Now they have the Daddy Complex and their sexual needs fulfilled all in one package.  Older men who can pamper them, adore them, spoil them, and gratify them between the sheets.

Oh no, older women lament! What about us? Now how are we going to compete with these hot little things? It was bad enough before, but some men settled with us because they weren’t so virile in the sack, but now they are.

Where is the woman’s pill? Here is what the woman’s pill should do for women over 40:

Remove wrinkles,

Erase cellulite and stretch marks,

Perk up droopy breasts,

Whiten teeth,

Return grey hairs to their original color, and

Kill all women who are willing to date men who are twenty or thirty years older than them (just kidding… sort of).

Come on pharmaceutical companies.  Women can pay too! Bring it on.  The playing field is very uneven right now.  Not fair.  Not fair at all.  Aging women want hot men too.  Men already age more gracefully than women so get to work in your laboratories.  We are waiting.

Cougar power!

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About mallorylayne

midlife mom seeking meaning for the rest of her life.
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