There’s a magnet inside me

I was born with a magnet inside me… it attracts crazy people.

I have a Masters in Counseling Psychology.  Since crazy people love me I figured (at a pretty young age) that I should make a career out of it.  That didn’t really happen, but the crazies still love me.

If there are fifty people in a room, the craziest one will find me, try to befriend me, or figure out a way to torture me forever.  I have worked hard to get high maintenance crazy people to steer clear of me and my family, but it’s not easy to do when you were born with a Crazy Magnet.  Anyway, I have demagnetized my magnet this morning so please…

Leave me alone! Go be crazy somewhere else.

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About mallorylayne

midlife mom seeking meaning for the rest of her life.
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