I was born with a magnet inside me… it attracts crazy people.
I have a Masters in Counseling Psychology. Since crazy people love me I figured (at a pretty young age) that I should make a career out of it. That didn’t really happen, but the crazies still love me.
If there are fifty people in a room, the craziest one will find me, try to befriend me, or figure out a way to torture me forever. I have worked hard to get high maintenance crazy people to steer clear of me and my family, but it’s not easy to do when you were born with a Crazy Magnet. Anyway, I have demagnetized my magnet this morning so please…
Leave me alone! Go be crazy somewhere else.