What Men Do When Their Wives Die

There are 2 things that men do when their wives die:

#1 – They find a new woman immediately.  She is preferably much younger than the deceased wife and much hotter (my father falls into this category — he is with a 52-year old who is 27 years younger than him — after 54 years with my mom.  His new girlfriend is very flexible.  She can put her legs behind her neck.  TMI Daddy!).

#2 – They die.  My friend Tricia told me today that after losing her 100 year old grandmother a month ago her grandfather just died last week.  After 79 years of marriage he could not bear to live without her.  So romantic.

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midlife mom seeking meaning for the rest of her life.
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