10 Reasons to Date a Jewish Man

Here are the top 10 reasons to date a Jewish man:

1. My father told me to,

2. They call their mother’s every day,

3. Their hands are clean (they call for help when something needs to be fixed, cleaned or changed),

4. You will never get to the airport late,

5. They will never cheat if you give them an inch,

6. They are great family men,

7. If they get sick they are easy to take care of.  Just give them chicken noodle soup, Diet Coke on ice, and take their temperature every fifteen minutes and they will be happy,

8. They like to play tennis and lie in the sun on vacations (but be sure to bring them a baseball cap and lots of sunscreen with high SPF as they worry endlessly about skin cancer),

9. They will visit your parents with you whenever you ask, and

10. You don’t have to wonder if they’re circumsized.

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midlife mom seeking meaning for the rest of her life.
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