Scarlett Johansson and Sean Pean – Yuck or Yum?

Scarlett, why are you dating Sean Penn? He is old enough to be your father, and he isn’t even cute.  He is twenty four years older than you.  What is this? A father fetish thing? Are you worried about your dad after his recent fall in the West Village?

Let’s analyze this for a minute:

Yes, Sean Penn is more talented than your soon-to-be ex-husband Ryan Reynolds. 

Yes, Sean Penn is more manly than your soon-to-be ex-husband Ryan Reynolds.

Yes, Sean Penn is surely more interesting and sensual than your soon-to-be ex-husband Ryan Reynolds.

Okay, Scarlett… never mind.  I take it back.  Now I sort of “get” why you’re hanging out with Sean Penn. 

Sean Penn is:

Manly,

Sexy,

A super talented actor,

Older, and

A social activist.

I guess you can’t really compare “Fifteen” to “Mystic River”, can you?

Have fun Scarlett! And you too, Sean… though I think Robin Wright (Penn) is incredibly gorgeous and a lot more age appropriate (what is it with the age thing? Ryan and Sandra and now you and Sean,  hmmm…).

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midlife mom seeking meaning for the rest of her life.
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