Scarlett, why are you dating Sean Penn? He is old enough to be your father, and he isn’t even cute. He is twenty four years older than you. What is this? A father fetish thing? Are you worried about your dad after his recent fall in the West Village?
Let’s analyze this for a minute:
Yes, Sean Penn is more talented than your soon-to-be ex-husband Ryan Reynolds.
Yes, Sean Penn is more manly than your soon-to-be ex-husband Ryan Reynolds.
Yes, Sean Penn is surely more interesting and sensual than your soon-to-be ex-husband Ryan Reynolds.
Okay, Scarlett… never mind. I take it back. Now I sort of “get” why you’re hanging out with Sean Penn.
Sean Penn is:
A super talented actor,
A social activist.
I guess you can’t really compare “Fifteen” to “Mystic River”, can you?
Have fun Scarlett! And you too, Sean… though I think Robin Wright (Penn) is incredibly gorgeous and a lot more age appropriate (what is it with the age thing? Ryan and Sandra and now you and Sean, hmmm…).